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Princesses Must Wear Panties and 9 Other Rules for Appropriate Princess Behavior

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The Princess obsession has infiltrated our home. I am not going to lie, I let it happen. I might have even encouraged it a tiny bit a lot. I just didn’t realize exactly how crazed my little darling was going to become with her dress up corner and Disney DVD collection.

Since invoking the princess power in our home, we have realized that there are many rules that enable one to be a successful princess. These are not your typical mousketized rules. There is no villain, no sleeping potion, no adorable talking animals, and absolutely no prince charming coming to sweep you off your feet. Just everyday ordinary rules to help one succeed at becoming the worlds most darling princess. 


The Princess Rules:


10) Princess dresses are good for any occasion. The grocery store, mall, farmers market, YMCA, playground, church ect.

9) Crowns MUST be worn on tangled and food mated hair. Makes it virtually impossible to remove said crown before leaving the house.


8) Lip Gloss must be carried around, without tops, and in multiple colors and flavors. And must contain dog hair and other speckles of unknown substances. 

7) Shoes are not required, ever. Unless they sparkle and/or are covered in glitter.

6) Accessories may include, but are not limited 15 elastic beaded necklaces & bracelets. That are constantly tangled and needing to be untangled, which requires bionic eye and fine motor skills super powers.

5) While watching a princess movie, dresses must be coordinated to match movie scenes. If no matching dress is available, then a standard white wedding dress will always work.

4) Any princess song requires a large dance floor and a dancing parent. Preferably a Daddy but Mom will do if one is not available.

3) Princess dresses can not be wet but they can be covered in dirt, cookies or pink candy sprinkles. 

2) Nail polish is a better reward than candy, McDonalds or any other treat imaginable. Except maybe another one of those super tiny princess dolls with the plastic clothes which are pretty much impossible to dress.


But the number one rule of being a princess is that 

1) Princesses MUST wear panties at all times. Does this really need an explanation? What Prince wants to come upon a sleeping princess and find her without panties. Trust me when I tell you, this is the number one rule in our house. Thank you Disney toy makers for always providing painted on panties on their plastic dolls, makes this rule easily more enforceable.  




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